– We saw a Morris Mini at our after school club parking yard. It had a bumper sticker which read: “When I grow up I’m going to be a BMW”. I thought it was funny because BMW manufactures minis.
– Did you explain him that? That he need not worry. That he’s already the car of his dreams.
– No dad. I didn’t have time. The sticker also read that the name of the car was: “Bob”.
– Next time you see it you can tell him that “Bob” is the name his slave master gave him and that his true name is know only to himself.
Dark Kitchen: Making friends with microbes (2018) Mark Watson interviews Eva Bakkeslett about fermented foods.